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Charlotte O’Dair

PARAMUS FURNITURE HOMESTORE EMPORIUM ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EVERYTHING-MUST-GO LIQUIDATION SALE

90% off on Sofas, Armchairs, Loveseats, Kitchenwares and more! We’ve got way more furniture than we can handle! This stuff’s exponentially accumulated at an alarming rate! Hurry over and take it away! We are practically trapped in the store! We are trapped in the store! Furniture- blocking all exits! Everything must go! Send Help! Please!

Published by: in Issue 1: Fall 2014, Poetry

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